"OutHouses"Jokes
"Outhouses"Jokes
2008-07-19
All jokes are submitted by readers........you are welcome to submit a joke; they must be clean, and not hateful or rude................
Alimony: Two person mistake paid by one.
Broker: Poorer than you were last year.
Budget: Written proof that you cannot afford the things you want.
Day Trader: A more socially acceptable gambling addict.
Discounted Stock: A stock that is less expensive than last month and more expensive than it will be next month.
Market Correction: The day before you buy stocks.
I already knew I was dumber than the fifth graders, now it's the pre-schoolers turn!!??
A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU
Which way is the bus below traveling?
To the left or to the right? 
Can't make up your mind?
Look carefully at the picture again.
Still don't know?
Pre-schoolers all over the United States
Were shown this picture asked the same question.
90% of the pre-schooler's gave this answer.
'The bus is traveling to the left.'
When asked, 'Why do you think the bus is traveling to the left?'
They answered:
'Because you can't see the door to get on the bus.'
How do you feel now ???
I know, me too.
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California Milk( Happy Cows?) (push for)
A man was upset because; he said his wife expected him to brew coffee every morning; because he got up first, he said it was a womans job, because she fixed the meals and took care of the household as a teem mate. His wife stated she could not find anything in the Bible that said; she had to fix the coffee; but the husband insisted he could wait till she got up and brewed the coffee; for both of them.
He talked to the Pastor about the situation and wanted to know if the Pastor knew of any scripture in the Bible that said, he should make the coffee instead of his wife; whom he thought should do it. The Pastor said;" Well, let's look and see what we can find in the Bible;" the Pastor than said;"Well it is in the Bible that a man should fix the coffee; it's right here,"= "He brews"......
Moses Mother was a high ranking investment banker. How do I know? She reached into the Nile and pulled out a Prophet...........
What do you call a cow with an itch?
Beef Jerky......
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A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish." | ||
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Knock, Knock Jokes
Knock, knock....
Who's there?
You......
You Who?
You whom submit a joke.........got cha...
Just laugh it is good medicine, and healthy.......
